bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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