My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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