May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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