Someone shit on the floor
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
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He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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