i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
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Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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