Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
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