Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
40s are totally the cure
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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