She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Never let your siblings swipe right.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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