Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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