The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
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I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
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kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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