"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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