girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
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Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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