Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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