What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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