Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell