Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
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He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.