dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I've blown a few things in my day
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
is that a dick in a sweater?
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?