so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
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I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
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We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.