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(919): View more from North Carolina

Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?

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(949): View more from California

he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment

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(513): View more from Ohio

I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead

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(217): View more from Illinois

My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.

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(240): View more from Maryland

He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...

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(973): View more from New Jersey

had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.

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(410): View more from Maryland

There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional

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(514): View more from Quebec

Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?

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(641): View more from Iowa

I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.

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