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(323): View more from California

literally had 100 drinks last night.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.

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(727): View more from Florida

He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.

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(302): View more from Delaware

and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...

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(770): View more from Georgia

He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.

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(239): View more from Florida

What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?

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(618): View more from Illinois

You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.

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(443): View more from Maryland

according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)

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(310): View more from California

So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.

(615): View more from Tennessee

Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?

(310): View more from California

Um. We had sex on a washing machine.

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