you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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