so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
That accounts for only three of the penises
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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