I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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