I'm jealous of your bromance
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
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well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
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Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He did a backflip because drugs
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