Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
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