Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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