Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
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I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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