You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Dick very happy bro
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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