Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
so let's talk penis.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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