so explain again why im purple
no
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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