kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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