you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
