Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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