I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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