Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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