dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
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So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
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Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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