'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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