I think my fart just growled at me.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
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Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
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Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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