you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
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....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
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He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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