NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
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We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
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We're too hungover to prance.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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