my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
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The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
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Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
that is very illegal...i love you.
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