She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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