They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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