He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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