Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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