I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
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I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
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We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
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