Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
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You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
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Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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