O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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