Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
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A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
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I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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