i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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