Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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