You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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