You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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