My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
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I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
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