Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
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