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  Houston.. we have a drinking problem..

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  Is my tampon string too long for this dress?

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..

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• (518): View more from New York

  She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  i woke up in a bed of pop tarts

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.

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• (909): View more from California

  I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.

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