i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
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Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
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I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?