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(917): View more from New York City

Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.

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(917): Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college. http://tfl.nu/0xig

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I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore

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(631): I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore http://tfl.nu/upfn

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(519): View more from Ontario

just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.

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(519): just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night. http://tfl.nu/1l56

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(971): View more from Oregon

the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?

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(971): the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together? http://tfl.nu/xjvt

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(314): View more from Missouri

Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.

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(314): Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one. http://tfl.nu/fj7c

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(516): View more from New York

my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall

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(516): my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall http://tfl.nu/7d2k

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?

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(617): WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL? http://tfl.nu/2onf

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.

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(603): Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes. http://tfl.nu/rqjn

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(419): View more from Ohio

I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.

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it's a Wednesday?

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:)

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(419): I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone. (1-419): it's a Wednesday? (419): :) http://tfl.nu/grqr

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(513): View more from Ohio

2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.

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(513): 2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless. http://tfl.nu/7smn

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

he's just a really huge penis that sells weed

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(978): he's just a really huge penis that sells weed http://tfl.nu/ammy

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(619): View more from California

Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.

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(619): Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that. http://tfl.nu/6d83

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.

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(215): no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus. http://tfl.nu/psky

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I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?

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(954): I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it? http://tfl.nu/xt0t

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guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.

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(312): guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them. http://tfl.nu/b0nn

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