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  two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup

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  ill bring the camera dont start without me

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?

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  did you know it's going to storm tonight?

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  You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off

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