we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
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She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
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I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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