did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
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