then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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