She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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